The minor crash reportedly happened when Bieber’s driver was speeding away from a paparazzo.
The paper was quick to issue a correction, much to the bemusement of readers on Twitter.
Seriously guys, just stop.
“I was a kid then and I am a man now who knows my responsibility to the world and to not make that mistake again,” Bieber writes in a statement.
“We’re going to revisit it and do something really special with Justin Bieber and Michael,” Reid said in a recent interview.
Bieber is now being investigated by the Los Angeles Police Department for attempted robbery after a woman accused him of stealing her cellphone.
Originally recorded with L.A. Reid and Babyface during the Dangerous sessions in 1991, this new version has been pumped up with a little help of MJ’s own unique brand of beatboxing.
Justin Bieber might have lost the support of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, after a bombed joke last month leaves Ford steaming.
Call Joe Jonas an amateur therapist; in addition to riffing on his own music, he has plenty of thoughts on Justin Bieber’s recent troubles.
It is a performance so uncanny in its predicticablity of Bieber’s past behavior that there has to be some sort of subversive message going on, a subliminal text.