Today is National Opposite Day.
Here are a few ways to celebrate according to Vox Magazine and see the SpongeBob Squarepants clip honoring this special day….
1: Call in healthy to work, but stay home anyway. Your boss will be chill about it.
2: Find a city parking enforcement officer, and give them all of your unpaid tickets.
3: Stop at green lights, and proceed on red. Accelerate on yellow. The police will have a sense of humor, probably.
4: Whine at your dog and stamp your foot on the ground when you need to go to the bathroom. If they don’t let you out, have an accident on the carpet.
5: Get over nagging commitment issues and propose already.
6: If you are a student, tell your professor to have a crappy day. If they scorn you, it just means they’re in on the joke and don’t want to break character.
7: Visit a Doughnut place during the morning rush, and ask for a cupcake. Become belligerent and flip over tables when they have none.
8: Take up chewing tobacco.
9: Walk into the student center at MU in head-to-toe KU apparel. Grab a megaphone and start an impromptu “Rock Chalk! Jay Hawk!” chant. Everyone will get your irony and think you’re super funny and cool.
10: Quit chewing tobacco.