How To Survive (And Conquer) Black Friday (page 5)
5. Bring A Pal
Children might not work as pals here. Bring a buddy that works at the same pace as you (and can wait in a 50-something person line for you when you need to use the bathroom). You’ll need a friendly face to hang out with after the ruthless strangers that will, most likely, trample you to get to the new Fisher-Price toys.