Top 5 “Real” (Fake) Reasons For Today’s Earthquake

View Comments
Office workers stand on a street in New

As you probably experienced today, a massive 5.9 magnitude earthquake, sourced outside Richmond, VA carried tremors all the way to New England.  We’re pretty sure “the scientists” will have their reasons for the earthquake (probably something all “science-y”) but we’d like to postulate 5 other earth-shaking reasons this quake could have happened… Check out the list, then vote for the best reason YOU can think of!

5. Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith Split Up

The split of one of Hollywood’s most famous– and well-paid couples was pretty earth-shaking news… maybe their earth-shattering split was the real cause of today’s quake?
>>NEXT: Reason #4

View Comments
blog comments powered by Disqus
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 223 other followers