Just the words “bacon explosion” make us instantaneously hungry. This picture is not helping the cause. If your Dad is into crazy amalgamations of meat (like the infamous Turducken), get him this delicious monstrosity called the Bacon Explosion.
The Bacon Explosion is bacon-stuffed, bacon-wrapped Italian sausage, doused in Kansas City-style barbecue sauce/rub, pre-cooked and shipped to you.
Uhhh. How long do you think it takes? Can it be here in fifteen minutes?